fagbitch2007:

the only 6 pack i need image

(via cartel)


charizard:

dennys:

*tips waitress* m’bacon

who the hell runs this blog

(via sniffing)


keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

image

(via spoof)


cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(via ugly)


proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(via legalwifi)


soselfimportant:

4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy

(via hotboyproblems)


coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via humorful)


vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(via burgerkid)


burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

(via spoof)


Sending emails to teachers

Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)